You know when you are back in the UK when;
Every road seems to have been dug up for some sort of repair or another – causing traffic mayhem and general annoyance.
The temperatures become colder towards Spring than warmer – snow has again been promised.
Jeremy Kyle (a morning talk show similar to Steve Wilkos), is classed as entertainment.
People insist on wearing nothing but ‘sports’ wear even though they never actually partake in ANY sports activity.
Adverts constantly tell you how to win millions on gambling and then advise on fast track loans – logic please!
Young men think it is OK to assault young girls in front of onlookers in a busy supermarket. Great to pay witness to that whilst buying your Brussels Sprouts. Yes, I did intervene too.
Insurance companies think it is OK to refund you peanuts after a burglary – though you have paid for years on a policy for such an eventuality.
The Chancellor Of The Exchequer lowers the prices of alcohol instead of increasing people’s salaries, or anything else remotely useful.
You can wait forever to have a Doctor’s appointment, as the Receptionists feel they are the medical experts, and know YOU are not an emergency!
People say thank you even when they are being practically smacked in the face!
These are things that make Britain ‘Great’ – yipppppeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!